Funny quotes ....

So the best part of any trip is remembering the funny stuff that happened...here are just a few:

1.  That time after a student ( who shall remain nameless) drank a whole glass of maple syrup at the sugar shack and Mrs. O yelling "if ya throw up yah cleanin' it up ya self !"  

2.  That time when approaching the border, Mr. McAdams says "don't worry if we get stopped I'm going to start name dropping.  I know JJ Pollard". Lol who the heck is jj pollard?!

3. That time Mrs. Jansen did the bus count 3 times and got 3 different numbers...I'm pretty sure she blamed the kids too lol..

4. That time the " Zach's " showed up late...oh wait that was every time ....

5.  That time Jim the tour guide told a group of enterprising boys all about how they can construct their own wooden muskets, sling shots, and a device (I forget the name), that can accurately launch a rock and hit a window more than 50ft away (sorry Mr. and Mrs. Liebert, you might want to hide your tools)

6.  That time Mr. McAdams was telling us about the time he crashed his car because he thought he saw a UFO (it was an airplane).  The funny part is he thought it was a UFO because he is genuinely terrified of aliens taking over the earth...

7.  That time when Mr. McAdams ordered a vegetarian breakfast but got delivered a plate with bacon on the side; no big deal that because Ms. Beckwith happily took the bacon off his plate and chowed down, except that moments later the waitress told us that plate was for Mrs. Carncross....well there were 2 small pieces left so I returned them to the plate and passed it down....sorry Nancy...I totally ate your bacon this morning and if you read this you're going to find out....

8.  That time when we tucked the kids in for the night after the boat cruise and all you could smell was feet and cologne in the hallway...

9. That time when we got to the Canadian border and the customs agent asked us, chaperones,if we were all American and we froze and there was dead silence until one of us started mumbling about how yes we were, but wait no because there's a Canadian on board, but he's also American , but we're mostly American, but that kid has a green card so technically we're all Americans.  Yes we're all Americans.  Wait what was the question? #teachersareoverthinkers

10.  That time we taped the doors but used duct tape instead of masking tape and when we undid it the next morning it took the paint off the doors ... #amateurs #blamethekids